- bitch ass kid: *talks while teacher is talking*
- teacher: can u not do that
- bitch ass kid: what a bitch
- Harry: Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.
- Some lil twit in the DA: but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?
- Harry: I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.
- someone online: *calls me cute*
- me: *surprised*
- me: *wiggles awkwardly*
- me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
- me: *scrunches into down comforter*
- me: *blushes for ten minutes*
- me: *peeks out*
- me: no u
why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit
If I had the energy, I’d draw Satan with a blank expression holding a golden fiddle, saying, “Anyway, here’s wonderwall.”
I’ve been debating making this post for a while because I need to get it off of my chest, I’m beginning to lapse and I don’t know if I’m really comfortable bringing it up with anyone in person.
This is me, mid-september, ~10 pounds under my usual weight, which I thought…