• bitch ass kid: *talks while teacher is talking*
  • teacher: can u not do that
  • bitch ass kid: what a bitch
  • Harry: Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.
  • Some lil twit in the DA: but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?
  • Harry: I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside while still alive. Never surrender.
Tupac Shakur (via hplyrikz)
  • someone online: *calls me cute*
  • me: *surprised*
  • me: *wiggles awkwardly*
  • me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
  • me: *scrunches into down comforter*
  • me: *blushes for ten minutes*
  • me: *peeks out*
  • me: no u

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

thisiskindagross:

If I had the energy, I’d draw Satan with a blank expression holding a golden fiddle, saying, “Anyway, here’s wonderwall.”

http://whileshewakes.tumblr.com/post/99530371539/whileshewakes-ive-been-debating-making-this

whileshewakes:

I’ve been debating making this post for a while because I need to get it off of my chest, I’m beginning to lapse and I don’t know if I’m really comfortable bringing it up with anyone in person.

This is me, mid-september, ~10 pounds under my usual weight, which I thought…

mydeadthingsdiary:

Red fox skull sitting on a small goat hide

ekayart:

Oh yeah, I forgot to post these guys.

More Gorillaz drunken doodle.

↖ is now accepting curious anons.

despicable-scientist:

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